Advice from my grandmother
Always take a clean handkerchief when you go out. Good life skills advice.
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Snakes and ladders
In life, optimism changes to pessimism in the blink of an eye
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There must be a pony
Herbivore poop is good for gardens, carnivore poop is not so much
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He says, she is not to say
The Right believe in free speech but only for their own opinions
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Cold dead wildlife
Put a gun in the hands of a mild-mannered man – get wildlife killer
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Except spiders. And sharks. And humans.
Nothing with limbs seems as dangerous as wildlife without any limbs
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And not even a tornado
The wind howls as if determined to destroy the life you have created
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Or \”harvesting\”. Or \”safaris\”
Talk about \”culling\” crocodiles and people start slaughtering them all
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Gotcha
Simon says to shake your arms Simon says to jump up and down Now you put your hands on your head But I didn’t say Simon says Gotcha! Simon says to clap your hands Simon says to stomp your feet Now you put your hands on your legs I didn’t say Simon says Gotcha! Listen