Fire escape
You would think, by now, Santa Claus must have been permanently stuck in one of the millions of chimneys he has climbed down?
Slow learner
I had a golden rule which was “Don’t apply for another job unless you are invited to”. But I seem to always break golden rules – “Don’t read the comments, unless they are your own”, “Don’t contact old friends unless they contact you first”. You’d think I would learn.
Last word
After you die your first job should be to get your obituary written before someone else beats you to it
Groupies
There are people who get all their ideas from the unsupported opinions of others; have faith in some religion; vote fascists into power; love guns; don’t vaccinate children; and hate women. Generally these categories overlap.
Past master
Writing my autobiography lets me rule a line under my past and decide what to do with my life as I approach three quarters of a century
You say you want a
Revolution can never come about by the gentle persuasion of the ruling class to give up the benefits they receive from the current system
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Side effect
Who would have thought that a major effect of global warming would be a decrease in the intelligence of politicians?
Age related
Any day now, some day soon, the young people I see who are nurses, shop assistants, car mechanics, policemen; or who are pushing prams full of crying babies, are going to be old enough to be not my children, not my grand children, but my great grandchildren.
The road taken
I took the road less followed, and found land mines, trolls, bandits, potholes, mud patches, fallen trees, and then my car broke down. Next time my way is the highway.
Believe it or not
Once I was not a stamp collector, and an Atheist. Now I am a stamp collector, and an Atheist.