Sometimes one
bird sits on top
of the statue
and sometimes
it’s another.
Much like our
politics.
Category: politics
Fox in the hen house
Murdoch’s
strategy
ensures that
millions of
ignorant fools
are happy,
nay, delighted,
to be led by
ignorant fools.
Hidden
Fascism,
like cancer,
is never cured,
but only
goes into
remission
Rise and fall
You can survive
the modern workplace
only if you realise
that tap on your
shoulder is being
made by a knife,
not a helping hand.
Or wtaf?
In 2019
the acronym
wtf?
is in
constant use.
Half time
Species that
hibernate
waste half of
their potential.
Homo sapiens
achieves the
same effect
by misogyny.
Biggest losers
The Human
Race is in a
reality show
whose aim is
to discover its
most stupid
members
and for which
there are no prizes.
Grey matter
My world is full
of black and white
birds today.
Magpies and Butcher
Birds and Pee Wits and
Willy Wagtails and
Currawongs.
Odd then that I
usually think in
shades of grey.
That’s why the World’s a mess
The “Peter Principle”
says that in any
organisation, people
get promoted up to
one level beyond
their level of
competence, which
explains why the
organisations
eventually become
dysfunctional.
Seems to me the
human race has been
promoted beyond
its level of competence.
Weapon
Guns don’t kill people –
arseholes firing
bullets out of guns
kill people
