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Simon says to shake your arms
Simon says to jump up and down
Now you put your hands on your head
But I didn’t say Simon says
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Simon says to clap your hands
Simon says to stomp your feet
Now you put your hands on your legs
I didn’t say Simon says
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Listen to what I say
And do what I tell you to
But only when Simon says
But only when Simon says

God says kill those heretics
God says cover up your women
Now you look after the poor
I didn\’t say God says
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God says no contraception
God says don\’t act on climate change
Now be good to one another
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God says don\’t educate girls
God says grow a beard
Now study and understand the universe
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God says your country is the best
God says vote conservative
Now all countries work together
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God says hate gay people
God says waste hours praying
Now think for yourself
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