Bon mots

Exams often tell you more about the examiner than the examinee. Especially those from the \”guess what I am thinking, class\” school of teaching.

With 7, 8, 9 billion people on this small, fragile, planet, it is becoming impossible to be original.

If the English drive on the left hand side of the road as a result of ye knights of old riding on the left in order to have their sword arm ready for instant action against a bandit, how did the Europeans deal with bandits?

The size of the fake football shirt on a large middle-aged man is inversely proportional to his weight.

Wouldn\’t it be nice if the media, and the general public, took as much interest in the successful conservation of an old building as they apparently do in the destruction of one by explosives?

When a dog\’s day begins his peoples\’ day begins. Shouldn\’t it be the other way around?

But only if I can go first class and the in-house movies are good.

If I don\’t save the world, who will?