It’s not just me, right? Everyone wants to become an adjective while they are still alive (preferably) or at least after death, don’t they? Darwinian, Orwellian, Proustian, Churchillian, Dickensian – I mean, what have those guys got that I haven’t? Apart from an ian after their name that is. Trouble is, what nouns would you want your adjective applied to?